Bink sore. Velicity don’t understand Bink’s delicate bottom. Keeps jumping around. Worth it though, treasure close. And Bink needs it. So many pretties to buy. And bigguns to stab. Bink ready for some stabbin. Found a half dead rat in a stew. Turns out it talked! Bink still almost ate it. Might still if it doesn’t get around to doin some stabbin or sparkin.
Binks a wolf too. Bink wins.